The playhouse

I'm a Boston native. Sick of paying hard earned money 2 get n a run down place. Drinks expensive,watered down &made incorrectly.Staff have no uniform. No enforced dress code.Dont want 2 see people in jeans & sweat pants. Why do I have to go to RI to get ambiance? I'll create a place that's everything for gay & straight peopIe. I would have a xxx novelty booth where you can buy fun items,deserts& playfully named drinks.Where adults come to play!